I will say that most people cannot or refuse to believe the same way I do which is completely and totally awesome. While awesome it still makes them wrong. There seems to be such a polarity in America today when it comes to everything from politics to butter side up/down. You say you are affiliated with one thing and it instantly indicates everything about a person. For instance a person who is white, attends a Baptist Church, has a few kids, a office job and stable marriage is going to automatically enjoy a good joke mocking the current presidential administration. Whereas a single male with tight pants, an Ipod chocked full of musicals, sitting in a Starbucks sipping something that has more than 3 adjectives still has a "Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot" on his ride.
So....IF you have made it this far through my sleeplessness induced ramblings I will explain a couple of things.
First why "Index Finger of Truth". I have never been good at debating. Rather terrible at it to say the least. Could it be that I have an Irish disposition? Yes. Could it be that I have a tendency of raising my right index finger to indicate the end of an argument? Yes.
Second ground rules:
1. Congratulations Speak & Spell. I have no time for proper grammar and spelling. I will tell you like I told my Lit teacher "If I cared I would have" (referring to a project). Don't waste yours or my time telling me I can't spell and I have bad punctuation. If writing was my profession I might start to give deuce. It is not a sign of stupidity.
2. No one is Immune. Just when you think that I am on your side about anything I will strike. The world wide web is full of such useful (and crap) information that someone some where has a video of the man/woman of your dreams with egg on their face.
3. It's my blog so... I kinda will tell you like it is even if I agree with you. Sometimes its better to just be quite, this is my outlet. I will not be held liable for any bruised egos, stubbed toes, joke butts, or whatever you call having your inner child goaded.
4. (NR). This means "Not Researched". I will do my best to attribute where I can when I can but if it is from my lame memory or I am being lazy I will indicate it with an (NR).
So let the fun begin.
Signed somewhat respectfully,
Booger Hooker
